Baby boy quotes are a wonderful way to express your feelings. Quotes about baby boys are great for sharing something inspirational, witty, or humorous.Find one you like and share it with friends and family.

  • “A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.” ~ Carl Sandburg
  • “A brand new little baby boy, to fill our lives and hearts with joy.” ~ Unknown
  • “Babies are such sweet beginnings.” Author: Unknown
  • “Daddy will you read to me as I sit upon your knee, I’ll hold the world in my little hands and like you one day I’ll be a man.” ~ Bobi Nixdorf
  • “It takes a boy to make a baby, but a man to raise one”.” ~ unknown
  • “A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can’t lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can’t get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled-faced, pint-sized, cat-chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad! 2)Boys are found everywhere — on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around or jumping to. Mothers love them, little girls hate them, older sisters and brothers tolerate them, adults ignore them and Heaven protects them. A boy is Truth with dirt on its face, Beauty with a cut on its finger, Wisdom with bubble gum in its hair and the Hope of the future with a frog in its pocket.” ~ Alan Marshall Beck
  • “Making the decision to have a child – it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” ~ Elizabeth Stone
  • There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. ~ Winston Churchill
  • Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home. ~ Dave Barry
  • Babies are such a nice way to start people ~ Don Herold
  • People who say they sleep like a baby usually don not have one. ~ Leo J. Burke
  • Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by children. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
  • I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. ~ Harry S. Truman
  • A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
  • I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. ~ Robert Orben
  • A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. ~ Bill Vaughan
  • You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think shes pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. ~ Dave Barry
  • It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. ~ Elinor Goulding Smith
  • My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. ~ Stephen Wright
  • A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother ~ Mark Twain
  • I dont know any parents that look into the eyes of a newborn baby and say, How can we screw this kid up. ~ Russell Bishop
  • A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. ~ Anonymous
  • “Once, a four year old boy asked his mother if God is real and if so why wasnt he able to see Him anywhere. The mother replied that we cannot see God but we can feel him all around us, in trees, in animals in the air¬タᆭjust like love which we cant see but its there. The little boy said: Mommy you are wrong. I Do see love. The mother asked: where can you see love my son? Mommy.. I can see love in your eyes ~ Anonymous
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